the strongest wimp you’ll ever hire
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Skinny Wimp is family owned and operated by three brothers. They are all skilled and careful moving experts. All of them are handy with absolutely any kind of delivery.
Serving Eugene OR, Medford OR, Portland OR & Longmont CO
with local and long distance moves
Featured Products
use code WIMPYSHIPPING for 10% off your first order!
Who said being wimpy is a bad thing? Here at Skinny Wimp, we are wimpy and are proud!! Now you too, can be a wimp in the wimpiest tee we’ve ever seen. Not only do you get to rep the greatest moving company around, but you get to tell all your friends “I’m the strongest Wimp you’ll ever hire!”.
The Strongest Wimp You’ll Ever Hire Tee is a premium unisex t-shirt designed for movers, makers, and anyone who believes strength and humility can coexist. Featuring Skinny Wimp Moving’s signature slogan, this branded tee delivers a soft, durable fit built for long days, hard work, and off-the-clock wear. Comfortable, bold, and unapologetically hardworking, this is the official Skinny Wimp tee that stands for grit, reliability, and doing the job right.
Fit: Relaxed
Fabric: Heavy weight, 7.1 oz, 16-singles, 100% combed cotton
Construction: Wide neck ribbing with twin stitching, dropped shoulders, shorter body length, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
This isn’t just a crewneck… it’s the mission. The “He Moves Mountains, We Move Boxes” crewneck is built for early mornings, long hauls, and showing up with strength and integrity. Heavyweight, structured, and made to last, just like the work. Soft on the inside. Tough on the outside. A reminder that while we handle the heavy lifting, we don’t do it alone.
Fit: Loose
Fabric: 100% cotton — Fabric Weight:10.6 oz/yd² (360 g/m²)
More Details: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Our Move Mountains design is drop shipped directly from our trusted production partner, Tapstitch. Each piece is made to order, with Tapstitch orders typically having a turnaround time of 3–7 working days for small-volume production, and shipping occurring by the 8th working day. Once your order heads out, you’ll receive tracking details so you can follow it every step of the way.
Even wimps don’t want to get rained on, so here at Skinny Wimp we’ve got you (and your head) covered in our Skinny Wimp Creed Hoodie.
Built for early mornings, late nights, and weather that doesn’t care about your plans. Our Skinny Wimp hoodies are heavyweight, durable, and made to keep up when the work doesn’t stop—featuring the Skinny Wimp creed and logo boldly printed on the back. Rain isn’t for the weak, and neither is this layer. It’s grit, pride, and purpose you can throw on and get to work in.
Fit: Relaxed
Fabric: Mid weight, 9.4 oz, 80% cotton 20% recycled polyester CVC fleece
Cotton facing on fleece
Construction: Pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage, pullover hood, drop shoulder, kangaroo pocket, self-fabric lined hood, no drawcord, sleeve cuff ribbing
More Details: Tear-out AS Colour label — Saving approx. 8 500ml plastic bottles from landfill
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Our pricing is hourly, set & regulated by the State of Oregon.
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Yes, You are charged roundtrip travel time.
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Yes, overtime rates apply with any service over 8 hours or after 7pm
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We require a minimum of 72 hr. notice (1 week notice preferred).
There is a $200 cancelation fee applied with less than 72 hr. notice -
Yes! There is no fee to reschedule.
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Yes! Please contact our office to arrange this. We even have a special gift voucher we will email over, or print out for your recipient. A thoughtful gift for life’s big transitions - careful, professional moving you can count on.
FAQ
At Skinny Wimp Moving, we believe true strength is found in humility. Rooted in faith and driven by purpose. we serve families with care and honesty. To be a “skinny wimp” is to be meek, selfless, and steadfast. carrying not just boxes, but the responsibility of serving others well.
We move homes with integrity, treat every customer like family, and show that through grace and grit, we move it all.